According to CNBC, Jim Cramer’s Tuesday market watchlist showed Palantir shares dropping over 8% despite beating earnings and raising guidance, with the software company posting a ridiculous 114% Rule of 40 score. Eaton fell 4.5% on mixed results while Uber dropped 7% despite revenue beats, and Starbucks disappointed by selling a majority stake in its China business for $4 billion. The broader market opened lower as AI valuations came under pressure, with Nvidia down 2% and the S&P 500 and Nasdaq both trending downward.
The AI valuation reality check
Here’s the thing about Palantir’s situation – it’s the classic “buy the rumor, sell the news” scenario on steroids. The company basically crushed every metric you could ask for with 63% revenue growth and 51% profit margins. But when you’re trading at nosebleed valuations, even perfection isn’t good enough. The market’s saying “show me more” because at these levels, there’s zero room for disappointment. And when Palantir stumbles, even slightly, it drags down the entire AI complex with it. Nvidia dropping 2% tells you everything about how jittery investors are right now about paying up for growth.
The mixed bag earnings parade
Uber’s situation is particularly frustrating because they actually beat on revenue. But that EBITDA guidance miss at the midpoint? That’s all it took to send shares down 7%. Basically, the market’s in this hyper-sensitive mode where anything short of perfection gets punished immediately. Eaton’s story is similar – they beat on EPS but missed on revenue, and their biggest segment underperformed. Meanwhile, Yum Brands showed how it’s done with solid beats across Taco Bell and KFC, though Pizza Hut continues to be the problem child. The contrast between winners and losers is stark, and management teams are getting zero benefit of the doubt.
The Starbucks China disappointment
This one really stings because China has been Starbucks’ growth engine for years. Selling a majority stake for $4 billion when management claims the whole business is worth $13 billion? That math doesn’t add up for me. Either they’re desperate for cash, or they see headwinds coming in the Chinese consumer market that they’re not talking about publicly. Maintaining a 40% stake and brand rights is smart, but this feels like selling your best asset at the wrong time. When a company parts with its crown jewel growth market, you’ve got to wonder what they know that we don’t.
Analyst upgrades versus market reality
So we’ve got Mizuho raising Amazon’s price target, Jefferies making Broadcom a top pick, and BTIG hiking CrowdStrike’s target dramatically. But here’s the irony – all this bullishness is happening on a day when valuation multiples are getting crushed across the board. The disconnect between analyst optimism and actual market performance is pretty striking. Meanwhile, Clorox gets downgraded after what Cramer called a “terrible” quarter complicated by ERP transition issues. The takeaway? In this market, strong fundamentals alone aren’t enough – you need perfect execution and guidance that exceeds already-high expectations.
